Category Archives: Scottish Silliness

Silly Scot saying silly things about Scotland

Interview with Nessie (Loch Ness Monster)

Nessie, Interview, Charlie Castor, Loch Ness Monster, Fun with Depression

As I sit in a cafe in central Edinburgh waiting for Nessie to arrive, I feel slightly apprehensive. Nessie has given so few interviews over the years that I feel quite nervous about being given the opportunity to interview this reclusive Scottish legend. Continue reading Interview with Nessie (Loch Ness Monster)


Alex Salmond, The Next King of Scotland?

Charlie Castor, Alex Salmons, Scottish Independence
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A humorous take on this curious fellow.

Scottish people will have to decide in September 2014 whether or not they want their country to remain part of the United Kingdom, along with England, Wales and Northern Ireland, or whether they want to become independent. Continue reading Alex Salmond, The Next King of Scotland?

A Scot in England, On Being Scottish

Trainspotting, Mark Renton, Ewan McGregor, Fun with Depression, Scottish Silliness
Cast of Trainspotting (1996)

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our FREEDOM!” Mel Gibson pretending to be a Scot in Braveheart (1995)

“It’s s**te being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the f**king Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever sh*t into civilisation. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just w*nkers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by w*nkers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by.” Mark Renton from the film, Trainspotting (1996), on being Scottish. Continue reading A Scot in England, On Being Scottish